Whether it comes in the form of a weird come-on line or a funny joke at the expense of a sweet elderly woman, awkward movie quotes are the cornerstone of a great movie. Or at least a funny one. Check out a few funny lines from movies that you have to be at least a little drunk to recite in public.

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! this is the war room!

How would you like a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

I’m not confident on which end that came out of

Was your vagina drunk?

Those aren’t pillows!

Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.

Do you know who I used to be?

I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

I’ll have what she’s having

There’s no crying in baseball!

That’s what I love about these high school girls. I get older. They stay the same age.

This piece is called Lick My Love Pump

I’m kind of a big deal.